{"id":82507,"date":"2021-11-02T14:21:28","date_gmt":"2021-11-02T13:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.freya.nl\/?p=82507"},"modified":"2021-11-02T14:21:28","modified_gmt":"2021-11-02T13:21:28","slug":"gedicht-ik-ben-een-man-ik-heb-geen-kind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.freya.nl\/?p=82507","title":{"rendered":"Gedicht Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind<br \/>\nMet zijn twee\u00ebn, dus geen \u00e9cht gezin<br \/>\nOver schuld mag ik natuurlijk niet spreken<br \/>\nMaar dat het aan mij ligt, is inmiddels gebleken<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Geen stress\u2019 zei de dokter. Eerst zelf proberen.<br \/>\nOm de dag geacht me in bed te concentreren<br \/>\nMijn vrouw in haar hoofd brood voor school aan het smeren<br \/>\nMaar ze blijft op de klok maand na maand menstrueren<\/p>\n<p>Op naar het ziekenhuis, met een potje vol kwak<br \/>\nVoordat ik het door heb een naald in mijn zak<br \/>\nDaarna een plakje er af, dat kan ik heus missen<br \/>\nSorry meneer, \u2018t lab heeft er niets uit kunnen vissen<\/p>\n<p>Dat waren de opties! (Wanneer het ligt aan de vent)<br \/>\nUit het raam met de toekomst die we hadden gepland<br \/>\nGebrek aan zingeving, is een aparte beleving<br \/>\nEen doel in je leven blijkt best wel een ding<\/p>\n<p>Ik ben een man, ik heb geen zaad.<br \/>\nPuur voor de vorm is mijn ejaculaat<br \/>\nAlle schuld mag ik natuurlijk zo van tafel slaan<br \/>\nIn de kliniek heb ik toch alles braaf ondergaan?<\/p>\n<p>Maarten<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind Met zijn twee\u00ebn, dus geen \u00e9cht gezin Over schuld mag ik natuurlijk niet spreken Maar dat het aan mij ligt, is inmiddels gebleken \u2018Geen stress\u2019 zei de dokter. Eerst zelf proberen. Om de dag geacht me in bed te concentreren Mijn vrouw in haar hoofd brood voor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gedichten"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Gedicht Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind - Freya<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Gedicht Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/staging.freya.nl\/?p=82507\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"nl_NL\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gedicht Ik ben een man, ik heb geen kind - 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